Hey, yall ho, ho, ho!Nicyo gihe cyumwaka nanone, iyo salle irimbishijwe kandi ibiti bya Noheri byaka nka nyirarume wasinze mugihe cyumwaka mushya.Nibyo, mbega Noheri nziza!
Noneho, mbere yuko dutangira, reka mvuge ibi: Niba uri umwe mubantu bashiraho imitako ya Noheri mu Gushyingo, ugomba gutuza.Ndashaka kuvuga, mubyukuri, utanga Thanksgiving amahirwe?Mbere yo gushariza inzu yawe nka Clark Griswold, reka turukiya ifate umwanya.
Hamwe nibi byose byavuzwe, reka tuganire kumpamvu nyayo yigihembwe: impano.Ndashaka kuvuga, byanze bikunze, ivuka rya Yesu nibyingenzi byose nabyo, ariko reka tuvugishe ukuri, twese turimo kubwinyago.Sinzi ibyawe, ariko urutonde rwanjye rwa Noheri ni rurerure kuruta urutonde rwa Santa.Nagiye ntanga inshuti n'umuryango wanjye nkaho ejo ntahari kandi nibatabibona, bafite amakara akomeye mumasogisi yabo.
Tuvuze imigabane, turashobora kuvuga uburyo bidasanzwe kuba tubimanika ku ziko hanyuma tukuzuza imyanda idasanzwe?Ndashaka kuvuga, ninde wazanye iki gitekerezo?"Hey, reka dufate amasogisi ashaje anuka tuyuzuzemo bombo n'ibikinisho bito, bizaba ari umuco ukomeye wa Noheri!"Ntabwo bitangaje, ariko yewe, ntabwo ndega.Nkunda kunyura mububiko bwanjye mugitondo cya Noheri nkabona ibyiza byose.Ninkaho guhiga ubutunzi, ariko hamwe na tinsel nyinshi.
Noneho, reka tuganire kumusore munini: Santa Santa.Mfite ibibazo kuri uyu musaza jolly umusaza.Mbere ya byose, ni gute ahuza izi mpano zose mukibero?Nigute yakubise inzu yose ijoro ryose?Ndashaka kuvuga ko, igihe narimo ndiganya-cyangwa-mvura, nagize ikibazo cyo gukubita inzu yose kuri bariyeri yanjye, ndetse sinari nitwaje umufuka wuzuye ibikinisho.Santa yagombaga gukora ubumaji bukomeye kugirango akuremo.
Ntitwibagirwe igice cyingenzi cya Noheri: ibiryo.Sinzi ibyanyu, ariko ndateganya kurya ibiro byanjye muri kuki na amagi muriyi minsi mikuru.Ndashaka kuvuga, nigihe cyumwaka gusa mugihe ushobora kugira desert kumunsi wa mugitondo, sasita, nimugoroba.Mugihe umwaka mushya uzunguruka, nzaba nzunguruka nka turukiya yuzuye, kandi sinshobora kubyemera byinshi.
Mugihe rero, turangije ibintu hano, ndashaka kubifuriza mwese Noheri nziza.Waba uri mubi cyangwa mwiza, nizere ko Santa azana ibintu byose wahoraga ushaka.Wibuke, ibi ntabwo ari impano, imitako, cyangwa ibiryo.Nukumarana umwanya nabakunda no gukwirakwiza umunezero n'ibyishimo.Sohoka rero hanyuma ukore bimwe mubyibuka bizaramba mubuzima bwose.Niba ibindi byose binaniwe, ibuka amagambo adapfa ya Kevin McAllister: “Noheri nziza, mwa nyamaswa zanduye!”
Igihe cyo kohereza: Ukuboza-25-2023